It will be fine...

We have a small garden in our back yard. The dimensions of the garden are about 16 feet square. For some reason our neighbor is totally worried that our little garden is going to attract bears. I have no idea why he is convinced of this but he is. On an almost weekly basis he tell me about bears living in the woods near our house. I wish he would do something besides obsess about bears. The guy seems to have nothing else to do. I try to avoid him as much as possible but sometimes it is hard. When I get out of the car I immediately begin to appear to be reading something as I walk to the door. I don't care it is is a pamphlet containing colonoxy reviews I will look like I am intrigued by it. I figure if I don't make eye contact I will not be opening the door to another weird conversation with him. The guy seems to sit on his porch all day with nothing to do except to wait for me to come up the walkway.