Thursday, March 15, 2007

Too Much Wrestling...

You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......

- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

- You call a beer by your name

- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws

- You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response

- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"

- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it

- You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.

- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

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