You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
- You call a beer by your name
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response
- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"
- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
- You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
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