You really have watched too much wrestling when...
-You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
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