She can sew.

My wife has always told me that she could sew but I never really believed her. You see she has always had a sewing machine and every project seemed to turn out pretty rough. She has insisted that if she had a decent sewing machine these projects would have an entirely different end result. During a recent visit my father surprised her and bought her a really nice sewing machine. Believe it or not the woman really can sew! She fixed 3 pairs of my pants in less than 20 minutes with amazing results. I don't have to worry about finding the best diet pills because I now know she can alter my clothes. It just goes to show you that decent tools really do make the difference for so many things.