Saturday, February 03, 2007

A heel by any other name is still a heel

Tell me something. Would anyone reading this think that a wrestler called Homicide could be anything but a heel? If you do then you need to meet my buddy Abdulah as he can show you this neat trick he does with a fork and a ballpean hammer. Recently ROH did what everyone new they were going to do before the end of the year, they just did it backwards. Now I am all for giving the hometown boy a chance at glory, but when Homicide beat American Dragon( the best freakin' wrestler on the planet by the way) they neglected to keep him true to his character, an ass. Okay, I will deal with that. What will really piss me off is if they keep him in this role This dude has got a name that literally means murder and his finisher is brutal and stupidly dangerous so to make him anything even close to a face would be like calling Ted Bundy a wonderful god fearing man you would bring home to mother, it just doesn't work. I say bring back Low Ki, Hotstuff Hernandez, and a whole new line of kitchen utensils. I see they are doing interesting things now with cheese graters.

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