And the winner for most innovative use of a kitchen untensill is..........

I listen to the so-called "legend killer" Randy Orton on WWE and think that all it would take to shut this punk up is five minutes with a over 70 year old fat man with trenches carved into his forehead and a kitchen fork. Yes folks I believe the damage that Abdullah the Butcher could inflict on this kid would definitely not be for the faint of heart but I think that most of us could stomach it if it would shut this jerk up. Abdullah the butcher has been around for going on 6 decades and has wrestled everyone from Bruiser Brody to Madman Pondo and is not and never will be about the "packaging". His "schtick" over the last fifty years has been simple and brutal as seen in the attached video. Put simply he will hit you repeatedly with something until you bleed buckets of blood and either quit, get pinned if you're lucky, or die from sheer terror as this man chases you around the building with a kitchen fork. Really a simple and effective strategy if you think about it as is evident by the titles he has won over the years noted on his profile on ObsessedWithWrestling. Enjoy the video as this is what being "hardcore" is really about and if you are interested in seeing "Abby" stick silver dollars in the trenches in his forehead you can visit him at his restaurant in southwest Atlanta at 2387 Fairburn Rd. It's called Abdullah the Butchers House of Ribs and Chinese Food, silverware is optional.